Street Hooker Trash

new vid

2011-11-26T00:56:00.000-08:00

b4 yew know eett. vedy sooon.

wall love

2011-10-25T21:54:00.001-07:00

samuel mercado attackworks artwork

2011-10-25T21:25:00.000-07:00

samuel hit me up on fb an said he has been following streethookertrash for awhile, he drew this up an sent it to me. baddass artwork homie!!

finger f**k

2011-10-25T19:56:00.000-07:00

vroooomizzle

2011-10-20T14:16:00.000-07:00

stance

2011-10-11T11:54:00.000-07:00

2012 rookie year of formula drift i will b sponsored by STANCE.rocking their coilovers,bushings,an links:) bringin a tasty meal of metal to the plate!!!

viking ninja gyspy wizard times

2011-10-11T11:47:00.000-07:00

:) petty butt crack

2011 midwest drift union

2011-09-20T18:14:00.000-07:00

so this is how it all happened yuall....rd1 got 1st,,rd2 took 2nd,,,rd3 blew up motor in 1st session of practice,rd4 borrowed a friends car last minute cause the new motor wasnt finished,rd5 was troubled with wiring an clutch issues so couldnt compete.....not how i wanted things to pan out..but somehow finished 4th overall in season,so apparently got my formula drift license.i feel like i coulda ripped hard this season but the cards dont always lay the way u want them 2..working harder than a hooker in hollywood an spending every last penny like some gambling freak show,i finally have reached the next step...not shure what the plan is for next year.goin to take the advice of peeps that know better.a new car is in the works an a diff motor setup will also happen for 2012.thanks to all who have helped/believed in my funky ass.hope 2 learn alot more in the future,an make a new mark in the drifting world. sleep with the lights on:)

street life tour....madness is madness

2011-09-20T17:06:00.000-07:00

holy electric neon lama thongs!! what an insane event..where the fu** do i begin,,well finally got blackbeard up an running on fri.rt when leavin ran into a few mechanical an wiring issues.:/took a few hours ta sass it back into shape an left chicago bout 10pm.btw,,,drove blackbeard all the way to track ta break in new motor..what a lil slut he is on the road.got rolled rt after enterin ohio for doin 81 in a 65..my speedo has never worked in dat car ever..tasty travelin.so.didnt get to hotel till past 5,got 1 1/2 hours of sleep then hit the track in full zombie mode.breakfast burrito..mmmm,,wellll,,this is how it rolled..car handled great an suspension was juicy an tight,,but ran into wiring issues,motor cuttin in an out,car fire,,,lol(1st time thats ever happened to me,,matt petty flew into action like a wizard ninja an put that shit out),an clutch issues that were impossible to compete with.got 4 runs in an couldnt risk wall rape with how shit was flyin.. .dang darrrnet shiver me timbers lil missy..i was a tad pissed so i joined the judge tower an so the night of sassyness an cart stunting began.there was rad driving by a few that really stepped up during tandem action.congrats mike pollard for 1st in qual an 1st fo event.an brian peter for winning the midwest drift union series.after the event was filled with cart rally,an wreckless abandonment for self preservation....lol..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......went to a bar bout 1 1/2 blocks away from hotel,kinda remember edgar giving me a big ol shot of that devils sauce,an blacked out like a broken light bulb,apparently tried to walk to room,got lost an slept under a bush till i woke up 5ish outside an trian to figure out wtf was goin on.walked around ohio till found the room,got another 3 hours of sleep, then off to chicago..made it in blackbeard with no plates on till gary in..got rolled again by the fuzz,another ticket to the collection.had to wait fo the guys ta get 2 cmwerks, then rich the owner came back for me in jj's truck/trailer...finally made it back to chicago,never will 4get this 1.happy an sad,,hungover an feelin good all at the same time.what a mind trip..kinda like seein to elderly folks make out on a park bench,,,guess there aint nothin really wrong with it,, but shit jus aint right.thank yew street hooker trash fans..u the fukn best

rd4 midwest drift union at nashville speedway..an more

2011-09-07T17:38:00.000-07:00

prob my favorite track of the year.such a rad place.grown a whole new love for kentucky an tenn.well blackbeard couldnt b ready in time 4 this round due to the amount of damage to his motor.*a whole new block was needed*. so my friend Dustin Siemaszek was kewel enough to let me rock his ls1 powered fc.deff was a diff feel but was an amazing ride.was rockin pretty hard in practice, but failed in qualifying due to a bad choice in tire size/compound change rt b4 runnin without testin it up.so no points 4 rd4.but it was a hellava sassy time an i wouldnt have missed it fo nothin..other than an naked women slave....btw.new motor jus got assembled an is in blackbeard.havent been fired up yet.new forged rods/pistons,duel valvesprings, magic stick 4 cam,new pimp playa push rods,new block,balanced polished crank,arp,new high flow oil pump...pretty much everything is new.hope we get him running again vedyvedy soon..heart set on mass murder rampage rape fest at street life tour..pitty the fool

nashville pics:)

2011-09-07T17:23:00.001-07:00

crash & burn

2011-08-02T19:37:00.000-07:00

pics of indy rage 3 an mdu rd3

2011-08-02T14:54:00.000-07:00

rd 3 midwest drift union/drift indy rage 3

2011-08-02T13:46:00.000-07:00

what can i say.....i love indy.fri night we were havin a tasty time being sassy at the tiki drift indy event.aint nothin like tossin down some green drank outta a plastic coconut,then makin some tires smoke. couldnt run 2 much fri night cause had to make shure blackbeard would make it fresh in the morning for rd3 midwest drift union on the big boy course. so early in the morning still in zombie mode i blew up the blackbeard motor in the 1st round of pratice...after 2years of hard service..a moment of silence. 04 gto 5.7L ls1 has shown it is a reliable an powerful setup for drifting.touge factory is currently rebuilding the motor.i grabbed another ls1 for TFwerks ta build a 2nd backup motor.well...win some lose some. bill cook moves in2 the top spot an bitch slaps me in2 2nd with only 1 point over 3rd place nick thomas..rd 4 happens to b at nicks home track..lol .so im gonna need ta sharpen the weapons of battle, an level up my balls.. engage kill mode captian sassafrassizzelness.

kris hackenson 1.666 vid by mark lenardon

2011-05-20T18:01:00.000-07:00

Kris Hackenson 1.666 from Mark Lenardon on Vimeo.

rd 2 midwest drift union 2nd place

2011-05-20T17:48:00.000-07:00

a delicious day of sassy destruction.was colder than a witches tittie an winds like the inside of a jazz flute. 2nd place qualifizzel.2nd place finish. sittin in the top spot fo the season an liking it.the immortal black beard,risen from the grave to destroy..like being kicked in the taint by a unicorn.words:)

Midwest Drift Union Standings 2011

After (2) Round:
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1. Kris Hackenson 63pts
2. Bill Cook 55pts
3. Nick Thomas 48pts
Adam Ouziel 25pts
Mike Pollard 25pts
Caleb Nichols 24pts
Brian Peter 22pts
Cody Tobe 22pts
Chad Fisher 18pts
Keith Carlos 18pts
Thomas Lange 18pts
Ryan Nalezyty 16pts
Josh Holt 14pts
Brett Kabana 12pts
Jake Maturen 12pts
Cody Grim 10pts
Juan Marquez 10pts
Dustin Pizzino 8pts
Brian Waggoner 6pts
Chris Gonzalez 6pts
Tomas Blangiardo 4pts
Josh Clay 2pts
Jason Schmidt 1pts

rd 1 midwest drift union .i won dat shizz biochies:D

2011-04-11T20:03:00.000-07:00

Sportsdrome Speedway was all good. great track surface an chili dogs.after rebuilding blackbeard i was ready for a reunion of death metal track rape.was a perfect day of good weather an good plp.car handled better than it ever did with new secret ninja wizard tweeks.hit the wall 3 times an had fun all dam day.so gotta rebuild alot on the blackbeard b4 rd 2 mdu. lets see if the old beast can live yet again.sass the dallywass.

rd1 midwest drift union standings

1. Kris Hackenson 35pts
2. Nick Thomas 28pts
3. Mike Pollard 25pts
4. Brian Peter 22pts
5. Bill Cook 20pts
6. Keith Carlos 18pts
7. Ryan Nalezyty 16pts
8. Thomas Lange 14pts
9. Jake Maturen 12pts
10. Juan Marquez 10pts
11. Caleb Nichols 8pts
12. Chris Gonzalez 6pts
13. Tomas Blangiardo 4pts
14. Josh Clay 2pts
15. Jason Schmidt 1pts

heres a practice vid.werd
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1326318014984

THE UNDEAD

2011-03-25T19:42:00.000-07:00

shits goin down

operation grass fuck

2011-02-14T13:56:00.000-08:00

MIDWEST DRIFT UNION

2011-01-31T17:45:00.000-08:00

for all ya midwest guys check out http://mdudrift.com/ ,midwest drift union this 2011 season is gonna b filled with sweet tasty goodness.fun places with fun faces.skill levels range from never drifted on a track b4 ,2 mr. mcpimpin ninja slider freakzillas.if u wanna have fun meltin some tires without attitudes or cops,try hittin 1 of these events.u will b addicted like a crack baby born in a meth lab.for the guys or girls that r jus startin off driftin,we got plenty of friendly faces 2 lend a hand with anything.questions,driving instruction,or jus a hand with a wrench is always around. practice track time,tandem practice,PRO-AM competition series,an crazy multi tandem end of day funness. if u jus in2 slidin an chillin,or r addicted 2 competition,the midwest is the place 2 b an MDU is the place 2 do it.

2011

2011-01-29T16:25:00.000-08:00

these are the events i plan 2 attend..money,tires,distances of traveling,and broken car issues could result in not being at every event.doing everything i can to make all of these an a few others.

march 11/12 rd1 XDC irwindale west coast division,cali

april 3, rd1 MDU, sportsdrome speedway, jefferson indiana

april 22/23, rd2 XDC ,firebird raceway,phoenix az

may 15th, rd2 MDU, autocity speedway,clio mi

june 24/25, east coast bash

july 9, rd3 MDU,lucas oil raceway,indianapolis,in

august 13/14, rd3 XDC,pgp mototsports park,seattle

august 21,rd 4 MDU,nashville superspeedway,tenn

sept 17, streetlife tour,kilkare speedway,xenia ohio

sept 23/24, XDC,texas motor speedway,dallas

garage spec interview

2011-01-11T17:50:00.000-08:00

http://garagespec.net/chicagos-finest-kris-hackenson

on

2010-12-17T16:15:00.000-08:00

tasty memories with tasty plp.

2010-11-27T18:26:00.000-08:00

summer of 09.chicago.black beard when he was pink. risking the devil:)

new ride

2010-11-15T16:52:00.000-08:00

feel like i jus broke up with a good girlfriend.lol.gonna miss that black beard 14.but it was time 2 ride on somthin else.there were a few different car/build options that were floatin around,but i had an opportunity that i jus didnt wanna miss out on. making the decision of what car an where it would b built, at that point was no longer a stress in my rotted brain.1 of my favorite drivers/car builders,Justin Pawlak landed a 90 madza turbo2 fc.no rust,no walls.superdupermegapower excited.if there is any1 who understands the fc ,an has years of developing an knowing the fundamental balance of that chassis, it is JTP.his shop HOT LINE is located in cali.as of now the cage is done.keeps u guyz posted on the build as we go:) here is a link 2 JTP's shop.

http://justinpawlak.com/

mark lenardon zombie2 vid

2010-11-15T13:01:00.000-08:00

Zombie Drifter 2 from Mark Lenardon on Vimeo.

exercising the demons

2010-11-09T16:47:00.000-08:00

bye bye black beard.u were my best friend

2010-11-05T11:01:00.000-07:00

life always seems 2 bring random sudden change. bought this car on 6/6/07... its been a long awesome life fo the black beard. as some of u know im parting him out.if intrested in anything contact me on fb. there is a new ride goin 2 b built during the winter.2011 seek and destroy.

snail trails:)

2010-10-20T15:20:00.000-07:00

proam memories

2010-10-16T13:12:00.001-07:00

irwindale

2010-10-16T11:56:00.000-07:00

unreal..life changing experience.beautiful weather,rad people,insane cars,an of course the hizzel of drift. 3 days in a rental car there,3 days at the event,3 days driving home.4280 miles in that lil blue ford focus almost took me out.lol.gettin pulled over in oklahoma, forgot bout leaving my wallet on the bonnet an watching that shizz flyin off the car at 80, then runnin down the highway picking up money off the street.weird road people an weirder road places.funner than a 5 finger salad toss at spring break.

jus even makin this event almost seemed impossible at many times.money,broke ass car,an shit loads of last minute insanity. 2days b4 leaving my power steering pump went totally out.i got a rebuilt 1 but it didnt come with a pully.no prob,,,thats what i thought,we bent the pully harcore dumass style.no1 in the dam world had a pully available an no ps pumps were in stock anywhere.found a guy on craigs list in crystal lake selling a 04 gto ls1motor an lucky fo me he was willing 2 sell it off the motor.indeed.got tires mounted, did 1st alignment by myself at cassady tire down the street from the tat shop an off we go fo cali.

this track an layout is jus amazing. looks sooo dam simple but there r a few tricks up the sleeve of toyota speedway.thursday was tech an practice.as the day went on i started 2 feel her out like a chick on the second date.broken inner bearing on the drivers front lca didnt seem 2 faze me or the car.also was running a diff rear tire setup than ever b4 that i got hooked up on.as soon as i put my normal setup back on she felt easy,an familiar like an ex girlfriend in the sack .deff was excited bout fri.we got a lil pratice session in the morning then quallifizzle time.1 pratice run b4 qualiffizle was solid an feeling it pretty good.dont usually get 2 nervous but deff this time my nerves were trippin.knew everything i worked for all season was 2 b sitting rt there for this run.mind games r a bitch.1st run hit the 1st clip an laid down an ok run.no where near as good as my pratice runs.2nd run was rockin till i spun like a puss.so as the chips had fallen i missed top 16 by 7 points cause i got a zero for line on that 1st run.really wanted 2 move on an tandem cause thats my favorite part of the day, but it is what it is an what it was was still a huge accomplishment for me.learned alot an had a baddass time:) making plans for 2011.trian 2 get as much help as i can 2 have a successful mass murder style ass kicking face stomping next season.much love for all that have supported,helped,an believed in me this season <3 u all.

hooker models you say?.....yes.photo shoot is done.waiting fo pics:)

2010-09-21T19:16:00.000-07:00

maby this week all over the 1 an only black beard bastard child of satan car revving its hot engine of delight an sin!!!

hella fu*ked

2010-09-20T13:38:00.000-07:00

straight razor

2010-09-13T19:25:00.001-07:00

mark lenardon vid

2010-09-13T18:52:00.001-07:00

Gateway Speedway| Midwest Drift Union| Round 4 from Mark Lenardon on Vimeo.

ruffneckin

2010-09-13T18:42:00.000-07:00

redy for a rematch with irwindale

2010-09-13T17:06:00.000-07:00

aggravated assault with deadly weapons

2010-09-07T21:27:00.001-07:00

heres the drivers from the midwest that r gonna rock on pro-am nationals.hellzzzz yes:)

Brian Vrchoticky Z33

Kris Hackenson S14

Mike Skudlarek S13

i dont read the shit ..jus like lookin at the pics

2010-09-07T20:05:00.000-07:00

rd4 midwest drift union at gateway international st louis

2010-09-07T19:14:00.000-07:00

fffffffffaaaaasssssssssssssssstttttttttnessizzims.this place is the madness.3 an 4th gear goodness for the whole family.but holy rape of tires.this season as of now 38 rear tires an 3 sets of fronts.btw jus tried the dunlop star specs up front.fukn awesome.245/40/18 took my shitty chassis/track alignment an planted the front solid with no nearby limpy wrist sign of understeer.satan is hot an so r these tires.try them.anywho,..yes this was a good day:) drove in the black beard from chicago 2 st louis.always fun there.qualiffizzeled ok with 2 tasty an clean runs.then found out i had 2 battle with my friend brian vrchoticky aka nackers in the THmotorsports/project x supercharged 350z.this car is amazing an nackers keeps gettin better an better drivin it so i knew this was gonna b a rough 1.unfortunately on the 2nd run he was hauling ballz an went off track in2 a tire barrier:( sucks that match ended that way.we were like 2 or so points away in the standings an deff didnt want it 2 b settled like that.love u nacks<3.anywayz.next had 2 go against the points leader an always on point mike feiock in the 450+hp rotory rx7fc that is so delicious.battle was like viking ninja style.we went 1 more time an i noticed the motor felt off an air 2 fuel gauge was as lean as it gets.no gas gauge makes it hard 2 tell so i took my 5 mins an fueled up.2 bad that wasnt the problem.as im goin down the long link part with the shit bouncing off the rev it was still showin nasty lean.in the heat of the moment i said fuck it an kept goin.but the next run it was worse an t2 mike feiock moved on.had 2 call the next battle with zero lift driver adam ozuie,cause i didnt wanna blow shit up..an he actually called it also.crazyness surrounds me constantly i guess.lucky a friend (rich fisher) trailered my car back an i drove his jus bought s14 that had a radio and air with sr swap!!!i felt like a king in luxury.almost forgot that smile crackin sound of the bov goin off an the feel of boost .so ended up with a happy 4th place,a serious dent in the pocket book,a beard freakout,an an invitation 2 pro-am nationals.sweet mothers milk.setting sights for a rematch with some1 called irwindale....im gonna fuckin kill u!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhahaha!hhahahah...that was in creeper voice:) same bat channel,same bat time.over an out punks

madness.midwest drift union rd4 coming up

2010-08-20T15:30:00.000-07:00

midwest cup rd1 pics:)

2010-08-10T17:10:00.000-07:00

midwest cup rd1 at road america:) qualifizzeled 3rd

2010-08-10T14:24:00.000-07:00

alwayz wanted 2 taste this saucey track...an it was delicious:) since i lost my trailer situation, was forced in2 driving in the battle beast black beauty bastard brother of satan........i knew this would b no ordinary trip.the day b4 i headed up 2 columbus speedway in the cheese state an did some proper fandangeling of the jibber jabber.rad track.prob gonna do a few demos there in the near future.drove there an back an ta tell u the truth, it was as fun as gettin hogtied by a high heeled hooker..indeed.so it was a good warm-up for road america.worked at the tat shop fri then left fo the trip 2 road america in the battelcar.good weather an lots of sunshine.we did 2 supa fun layouts.the 1st layout had this sick entry that was a toilet bowel flush spiral with long links.left a nice after taste.soo...here it is..hood pins..yes..ill never live this down.this isnt the 1st time..not even the second time.i get outta the car an pour some water on the hot engine..then get back in2 car an 4get bout the hood pins..another broken windshield.lol. think i have a thick layer of waste on the brain from partyness..indeed.well..my homie doug artus informed me i couldnt run with a smashed windshield....which i knew, but tried 2 make it seem like it wasnt that bad.:) love this guy.every time i see him at an event..he usually does the tech b4 the events.. we jus laugh bout my car more an more.i almost look 4ward 2 it cause i love what he says an the look on his face when he sees the car rapidly decaying like a meth head on venice beach...lately it has been gettin beatin up like a fat kid in dogeball.deff lookin pretty rough around the edges...i can still hear his voice echoing in my head..."kris!! GET A NEW CAR"...lolanyway so a few buddies helped me take the broken mess out.it was pretty funny watching the destruction...i love breaking shit an watching plp break shit..i saved the stickers josh herron gave me.wasnt loosin them shits 2 a broken windshield.id push somebodys grandmother down the stairs for those...soo anywho..if u ever get a chance 2 drift without a windshield i super duper recommend it. was like fukn without a condom...wow.. sooo much more intense an came with that good ol roll of the dice risky feelin..

so now the comp for rd 1 midwest cup, derek king made the second layout,an tested it in his miata.man he was sassin up that track in that lil car.was kinda nervous bout quaifizzel.we had been running a diff layout all day then got 5 pratice runs b4 our qualliffizzelness. there was this long link that could only b done in 1 single line of goodness.many of us were fondeled in the private zone from this area ,straightin out was not in the program.1st quallifizzel run was not what dreams r made of.but then put the puzzle pieces of destruction back 2gether an laid it down like an anchor in the ocean.3rd place quallifizzel was tasty an was happy wiff dat..btw drinking large amounts of nos on an empty stomach makes u act like a late 80's wrestler.so i was paired up with mike skudlarek..he was fuckin killin it all day long..we went 3 one more times..an he wound up layin it down a lil cleaner an a much deserved advance was awarded 2 him.good job brother!he wound up with 4th i believe.word.congrats 2 jorden,keith,an dan.awesome driving. well..since i didnt have a trailer it was time 2 drive home without a windshield.lol.helmet an sunglasses most of the way home..it did rain 4 bout 10 mins...freeballed it fo the last leg of the trip..felt like a dog hangin out the window..lol was a pretty good rush.drove over 700 miles in 3 days with the basher disaster wall smasher master.made it home safe 2 cmwerks an got crazy bum style drunk as a celebration of ..ummmm.. dunno.. i jus wanted 2 get drunk like a pirate:) mission accomplished...jus paid for rd4 midwest drift union at gateway...high speed course..locked an loaded..got street life tour in the back of the head...an big bouncy titties...an light skinned asian girls...an that 1 thing we did in europe..an that crazy......ummm...yep...untill next time kiddies....an make shure 2 clean your socks dammit!

Mark Lenardon vid :)

2010-07-16T14:27:00.000-07:00

Kris Hackenson aka Zombie Drifter. from Mark Lenardon on Vimeo.

kILL mODE... eNGAGE

2010-07-07T20:40:00.000-07:00

neckbite..quallifizzel run 2

2010-07-06T20:30:00.000-07:00

....in the ring..quallifizzel run 1

2010-07-06T19:34:00.000-07:00

qualified 1st at indy speedrome rd3 midwest drift union:)

2010-07-06T16:37:00.000-07:00

...ooooooooohhhhhhhh yes:) indeed it was a tasty display of fire eating gypsy style drifting.another awesome event thrown by midwest drift union in the +90 degree satans taint hotness.started the day off right..did 1 run with the new layout..tr came up an said "i didnt see yor 1st run..but stop driving like a pussy"..a laugh,smile,an a quick wink later i blasted the wall on purpose an kept goin like a deer after an encounter with a peter built.lol.anywho..lots of guys runnin good,an lots of plp havin fun..waited 4 all drivers 2 qualify b4 me.was the 32nd driver ta hit the track.laid my 2 runs down..knew i was locked 4 some tandem final action but deff wasnt expecting the results durin the drivers meeting.as they called off the positions an names i still didnt hear my name so was gettin worried i didnt do as sweet as me thought...then edgar called it....1st...was crazy mang.never qualified 1st b4.word.well ..went up against josh holt an wound up going 3 1more times.had the advantage but had 2 change a destroyed tire..then totally biffed the run.lol.shizzz in the shoe an glue in my brew.oh wellz. was still jus joyous bout qualifing so well, josh moved on an wound up winning the event rockin that shit.later on that night i gots 2 slaughter a demo b4 the fire works fo a packed house of crazy circle track fans.thats always crazyshit..but man ill tell u what,they always love the sound of that ls1...its like crack 2 a crack baby...:).sat mission accomplished ...then sunday..all day tire rape 4 fun on a diff layout.couldnt have been beter.with asb an rd3mdu it was 4 outta 10 days gettin ta slide..feelin like i b starting ta get use 2 the constant travel an the grind of a track day like some kind of travelin seasoned veteran carny selling corn dogs at the town fair to the toothless.....dirty,underslept,an prob a bit creepy 4 most even without a mullet..., but couldnt b happier bout dat shit.lockin sights 4 midwest cup rd1,midwest drift union rd4,an street life tour.setting dial 2 kill mode.......aa..now

this is how the chips have fallen after 3 rounds with gettin no points rd 1..word
1. Mike Feiock FC3S 46pts
2. Bill Cook S13 40pts
3. Cody Tobe S13 33pts
4. Dustin Doherty S14 27pts
5. Austin Barron S14 25pts
6. Brian Vrchoticky Z33 24pts
7. Kris Hackenson S14 22pts
8. Caleb Nichols S14 20pts
Clinton Florczyk FC3S 16pts
Josh Holt S13 16pts
Brian Waggoner S14 16pts
Kyle Krebs AE86 13pts
Mike Skudlarek S13 13pts
Travis LaCombe Foxbody Mustang 12pts
Adam Ozuiel S13 11pts
Ryan Nalezty S14 10pts
Mike Crabtree S13 7pts
Jonathan Johnson S13 5pts
Lyman Scott S14 2pts
Juan Marquez S13 1pts

memories...

2010-07-01T20:23:00.000-07:00

over 3 years of love an death

2010-07-01T12:28:00.000-07:00

so yes its new car time...when i got this car it was the 1st chapter of something that would consume an control my life like a german dominatrix named hilga with spiked battle armor an whip...this car has been through so much as well as me with it.6 color changes,crashes,frame pulls,mutations like a crack baby,...jus soo much.i love this car.

cream!!

2010-06-28T22:03:00.000-07:00

madness in the midwest..ASB

2010-06-28T21:42:00.000-07:00

2 sassy an sexy dayz of chillin an sliding around with kewel cars an kewel people:) ASB at us air.crazy track like a rollercoaster.lots of random stories from this weekend .... almost beter than watching 2 midgets makin out by the lake front while a heard of shaved head guys with orange robes on ,beating drums ,singing&dancin by,.. right after rippin down..was bout as intense as it gets..true story.chicago hardly ever gets boring an neither does drifting..btw..flat black...4 now

risking the devils lightning an fuzz

2010-06-05T20:52:00.000-07:00

got word bout 1 am wed 2 have a lil street surfin session in the yummy chi. AJ (ill photography, risky devil) got a few tasty runs in b4 i went cause my car is louder than a chainsaw through a fullstack cranked to 11 on acid.word.i gots 3 runs in then snapped a tie rod end link on a drainage hole.b4 i could get out 2 take a look i was graced with the presence of chicago's finest.i talked the talk an walked the walk so once again was set free like a caged rabbit on pcp that had been poked an rodded 4 months while listening 2 nothing but neil diamond on repeat. then the storm.flash flood like god had been drinkin since noon.sitting in that car smoking down in the middle of the night pouring rain in the ghetto of chi broke down waitin 4 the tow truck guy was quite the experience.5 am i was back at the crib.delicious fish fry an a trimmed mustache isnt always as good as a happy ending...but sometimes its better. over an out:)

in the hot heat of midwest drift union indy madness

2010-06-05T20:18:00.000-07:00

may22nd at indy with the guys from midwest drift union.most fun ive had since the 1st time i jerked off with lube.was super depressed that i couldnt make xdc vegas so needed 2 mass murder some tires.car ran awesome even in the 90 degree toasteroven like conditions..no comp jus 5+ tandem runs an scraping the walls intentionally made me remember why i do this. gonna try an lay my chips down an with a lil luck b able 2 attend xdc rd 3 west vir.juicy

gettin it all buttery sweet an salty

2010-06-05T19:50:00.000-07:00

my car is haggard spec..indeed .in the beginin of the year the car wasnt even close 2 drivable.but finally gots it hot an juicy with the help of a few friends,cmwerks,touge factory,jeff linton. new tasty parts (ma knuckles,custom stance angle kit,fixed shady links,secret babylon tricks)..hellz yes its good an fun as interglactial naked moon travelin titt rockets.

qualifizzel

2010-05-11T19:43:00.000-07:00

midwest drift union rd2 7th place

2010-05-10T16:01:00.000-07:00

Another awesome event havin fun in the midwest:)Tried a few new setup changes an parts,car finally feels solid again.after wrecking this frame it has been a long struggle 2 get it even drivable,but at last found a good setup.car was perfect but during the 2nd practice session the wheel was shakin like a dry drunk an the front was hoppin around like vanilla ice on coke.so i took a look an the inner bearing holding the drivers side lca took a giant godzilla shizz.lol..man goin down the straight b4 the 1st kick the car felt like i was off roadin.money is tight rt now so i had 2 make 1 set of falken 275/35/18's last all day.by the time qualifizzel came around the rears were bald.oh well:)tasty goodness.qualified 7th with an alright run.1st tandem round went against mike feiock,who won this event,an i spun.wooo woooo!.lol..Well had a kick ass time an gettin it all back:)sittin 10th overall in the mdu series since i got no points rd1,but car is makin a comeback an im feelin the feelin, so excited 2 see how the future pans out. signed up 4 rd2 xdc vegas.hopefully can make enough money 2 make it happen.word

shakedown

2010-04-19T11:48:00.001-07:00

rd 1 mdu:)

2010-04-19T11:20:00.000-07:00

event was rad as hell:)awesome weather,cool plp,nice track. went ta this 1 fo some shakedown on the haggard spec sparkle an hang with the indy an mdu guys in full sassafrizzel form:) b4 event dropped rear subframe an reset all links back 2 stock lengths.fandangled with the front end ta get the beast 2 line up as close 2 human as possible. got a cmwerks wan-spec alignment an was off 4 some tasty goodness.1st practice session was adjusting pressure an clicks.then got it feeling like the slut she use ta b. was feelin it goood.then botched my qualifying runs.lol.10 hours of sleep in 3 days,alcohol poisoning,an antihuman subculture was taking its toll on my mojo.but mission was still good.got car back into a workable form,met some awesome midwest plp,didnt total car,an got home safe,broke,an hungover as shit:) fresh an meaty

lovethemstreethookers

2010-04-13T17:46:00.000-07:00

irwindale rd1 xdc with bent frame ,no alignment, an rollin on 20's

2010-04-13T17:19:00.000-07:00

nails in the coffin....new blood

2010-04-13T17:17:00.000-07:00

aight.the unicorn sparkle machine has been through alot.some of u may know the crash that put the wooden stake in her heart.gave me fractured ribs an concussion while filming 4 a risky vid.we actually stopped filming 2 eat at bk but a few of us stayed back 4 a few more runs.so we didnt get the crash on film..ftw...crash after crash she has still wanted more.frame pulls r no stranger 2 this slutfacebeast.but it is time 4 a new chapter now...

good times,good people,peeing on myself.hawkeyedown speedway pratice/demo.drunkasspiss

2010-04-13T17:13:00.000-07:00

tandem with Black Magic at usair

2010-04-13T17:12:00.000-07:00

rockford speedway pratice

2010-04-13T17:10:00.000-07:00

hell ride

2010-04-13T17:09:00.000-07:00

t2 films

2010-04-13T17:04:00.000-07:00