alwayz wanted 2 taste this saucey track...an it was delicious:) since i lost my trailer situation, was forced in2 driving in the battle beast black beauty bastard brother of satan........i knew this would b no ordinary trip.the day b4 i headed up 2 columbus speedway in the cheese state an did some proper fandangeling of the jibber jabber.rad track.prob gonna do a few demos there in the near future.drove there an back an ta tell u the truth, it was as fun as gettin hogtied by a high heeled hooker..indeed.so it was a good warm-up for road america.worked at the tat shop fri then left fo the trip 2 road america in the battelcar.good weather an lots of sunshine.we did 2 supa fun layouts.the 1st layout had this sick entry that was a toilet bowel flush spiral with long links.left a nice after taste.soo...here it is..hood pins..yes..ill never live this down.this isnt the 1st time..not even the second time.i get outta the car an pour some water on the hot engine..then get back in2 car an 4get bout the hood pins..another broken windshield.lol. think i have a thick layer of waste on the brain from partyness..indeed.well..my homie doug artus informed me i couldnt run with a smashed windshield....which i knew, but tried 2 make it seem like it wasnt that bad.:) love this guy.every time i see him at an event..he usually does the tech b4 the events.. we jus laugh bout my car more an more.i almost look 4ward 2 it cause i love what he says an the look on his face when he sees the car rapidly decaying like a meth head on venice beach...lately it has been gettin beatin up like a fat kid in dogeball.deff lookin pretty rough around the edges...i can still hear his voice echoing in my head..."kris!! GET A NEW CAR"...lolanyway so a few buddies helped me take the broken mess out.it was pretty funny watching the destruction...i love breaking shit an watching plp break shit..i saved the stickers josh herron gave me.wasnt loosin them shits 2 a broken windshield.id push somebodys grandmother down the stairs for those...soo anywho..if u ever get a chance 2 drift without a windshield i super duper recommend it. was like fukn without a condom...wow.. sooo much more intense an came with that good ol roll of the dice risky feelin..
so now the comp for rd 1 midwest cup, derek king made the second layout,an tested it in his miata.man he was sassin up that track in that lil car.was kinda nervous bout quaifizzel.we had been running a diff layout all day then got 5 pratice runs b4 our qualliffizzelness. there was this long link that could only b done in 1 single line of goodness.many of us were fondeled in the private zone from this area ,straightin out was not in the program.1st quallifizzel run was not what dreams r made of.but then put the puzzle pieces of destruction back 2gether an laid it down like an anchor in the ocean.3rd place quallifizzel was tasty an was happy wiff dat..btw drinking large amounts of nos on an empty stomach makes u act like a late 80's wrestler.so i was paired up with mike skudlarek..he was fuckin killin it all day long..we went 3 one more times..an he wound up layin it down a lil cleaner an a much deserved advance was awarded 2 him.good job brother!he wound up with 4th i believe.word.congrats 2 jorden,keith,an dan.awesome driving. well..since i didnt have a trailer it was time 2 drive home without a windshield.lol.helmet an sunglasses most of the way home..it did rain 4 bout 10 mins...freeballed it fo the last leg of the trip..felt like a dog hangin out the window..lol was a pretty good rush.drove over 700 miles in 3 days with the basher disaster wall smasher master.made it home safe 2 cmwerks an got crazy bum style drunk as a celebration of ..ummmm.. dunno.. i jus wanted 2 get drunk like a pirate:) mission accomplished...jus paid for rd4 midwest drift union at gateway...high speed course..locked an loaded..got street life tour in the back of the head...an big bouncy titties...an light skinned asian girls...an that 1 thing we did in europe..an that crazy......ummm...yep...untill next time kiddies....an make shure 2 clean your socks dammit!