hooker models you say?.....yes.photo shoot is done.waiting fo pics:)

maby this week all over the 1 an only black beard bastard child of satan car revving its hot engine of delight an sin!!!

hella fu*ked

straight razor

mark lenardon vid

Gateway Speedway| Midwest Drift Union| Round 4 from Mark Lenardon on Vimeo.

ruffneckin

redy for a rematch with irwindale

aggravated assault with deadly weapons

heres the drivers from the midwest that r gonna rock on pro-am nationals.hellzzzz yes:)

Brian Vrchoticky Z33



Kris Hackenson S14



Mike Skudlarek S13

i dont read the shit ..jus like lookin at the pics

rd4 midwest drift union at gateway international st louis

fffffffffaaaaasssssssssssssssstttttttttnessizzims.this place is the madness.3 an 4th gear goodness for the whole family.but holy rape of tires.this season as of now 38 rear tires an 3 sets of fronts.btw jus tried the dunlop star specs up front.fukn awesome.245/40/18 took my shitty chassis/track alignment an planted the front solid with no nearby limpy wrist sign of understeer.satan is hot an so r these tires.try them.anywho,..yes this was a good day:) drove in the black beard from chicago 2 st louis.always fun there.qualiffizzeled ok with 2 tasty an clean runs.then found out i had 2 battle with my friend brian vrchoticky aka nackers in the THmotorsports/project x supercharged 350z.this car is amazing an nackers keeps gettin better an better drivin it so i knew this was gonna b a rough 1.unfortunately on the 2nd run he was hauling ballz an went off track in2 a tire barrier:( sucks that match ended that way.we were like 2 or so points away in the standings an deff didnt want it 2 b settled like that.love u nacks<3.anywayz.next had 2 go against the points leader an always on point mike feiock in the 450+hp rotory rx7fc that is so delicious.battle was like viking ninja style.we went 1 more time an i noticed the motor felt off an air 2 fuel gauge was as lean as it gets.no gas gauge makes it hard 2 tell so i took my 5 mins an fueled up.2 bad that wasnt the problem.as im goin down the long link part with the shit bouncing off the rev it was still showin nasty lean.in the heat of the moment i said fuck it an kept goin.but the next run it was worse an t2 mike feiock moved on.had 2 call the next battle with zero lift driver adam ozuie,cause i didnt wanna blow shit up..an he actually called it also.crazyness surrounds me constantly i guess.lucky a friend (rich fisher) trailered my car back an i drove his jus bought s14 that had a radio and air with sr swap!!!i felt like a king in luxury.almost forgot that smile crackin sound of the bov goin off an the feel of boost .so ended up with a happy 4th place,a serious dent in the pocket book,a beard freakout,an an invitation 2 pro-am nationals.sweet mothers milk.setting sights for a rematch with some1 called irwindale....im gonna fuckin kill u!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhahaha!hhahahah...that was in creeper voice:) same bat channel,same bat time.over an out punks

madness.midwest drift union rd4 coming up

midwest cup rd1 pics:)

midwest cup rd1 at road america:) qualifizzeled 3rd

alwayz wanted 2 taste this saucey track...an it was delicious:) since i lost my trailer situation, was forced in2 driving in the battle beast black beauty bastard brother of satan........i knew this would b no ordinary trip.the day b4 i headed up 2 columbus speedway in the cheese state an did some proper fandangeling of the jibber jabber.rad track.prob gonna do a few demos there in the near future.drove there an back an ta tell u the truth, it was as fun as gettin hogtied by a high heeled hooker..indeed.so it was a good warm-up for road america.worked at the tat shop fri then left fo the trip 2 road america in the battelcar.good weather an lots of sunshine.we did 2 supa fun layouts.the 1st layout had this sick entry that was a toilet bowel flush spiral with long links.left a nice after taste.soo...here it is..hood pins..yes..ill never live this down.this isnt the 1st time..not even the second time.i get outta the car an pour some water on the hot engine..then get back in2 car an 4get bout the hood pins..another broken windshield.lol. think i have a thick layer of waste on the brain from partyness..indeed.well..my homie doug artus informed me i couldnt run with a smashed windshield....which i knew, but tried 2 make it seem like it wasnt that bad.:) love this guy.every time i see him at an event..he usually does the tech b4 the events.. we jus laugh bout my car more an more.i almost look 4ward 2 it cause i love what he says an the look on his face when he sees the car rapidly decaying like a meth head on venice beach...lately it has been gettin beatin up like a fat kid in dogeball.deff lookin pretty rough around the edges...i can still hear his voice echoing in my head..."kris!! GET A NEW CAR"...lolanyway so a few buddies helped me take the broken mess out.it was pretty funny watching the destruction...i love breaking shit an watching plp break shit..i saved the stickers josh herron gave me.wasnt loosin them shits 2 a broken windshield.id push somebodys grandmother down the stairs for those...soo anywho..if u ever get a chance 2 drift without a windshield i super duper recommend it. was like fukn without a condom...wow.. sooo much more intense an came with that good ol roll of the dice risky feelin..

so now the comp for rd 1 midwest cup, derek king made the second layout,an tested it in his miata.man he was sassin up that track in that lil car.was kinda nervous bout quaifizzel.we had been running a diff layout all day then got 5 pratice runs b4 our qualliffizzelness. there was this long link that could only b done in 1 single line of goodness.many of us were fondeled in the private zone from this area ,straightin out was not in the program.1st quallifizzel run was not what dreams r made of.but then put the puzzle pieces of destruction back 2gether an laid it down like an anchor in the ocean.3rd place quallifizzel was tasty an was happy wiff dat..btw drinking large amounts of nos on an empty stomach makes u act like a late 80's wrestler.so i was paired up with mike skudlarek..he was fuckin killin it all day long..we went 3 one more times..an he wound up layin it down a lil cleaner an a much deserved advance was awarded 2 him.good job brother!he wound up with 4th i believe.word.congrats 2 jorden,keith,an dan.awesome driving. well..since i didnt have a trailer it was time 2 drive home without a windshield.lol.helmet an sunglasses most of the way home..it did rain 4 bout 10 mins...freeballed it fo the last leg of the trip..felt like a dog hangin out the window..lol was a pretty good rush.drove over 700 miles in 3 days with the basher disaster wall smasher master.made it home safe 2 cmwerks an got crazy bum style drunk as a celebration of ..ummmm.. dunno.. i jus wanted 2 get drunk like a pirate:) mission accomplished...jus paid for rd4 midwest drift union at gateway...high speed course..locked an loaded..got street life tour in the back of the head...an big bouncy titties...an light skinned asian girls...an that 1 thing we did in europe..an that crazy......ummm...yep...untill next time kiddies....an make shure 2 clean your socks dammit!

Mark Lenardon vid :)

Kris Hackenson aka Zombie Drifter. from Mark Lenardon on Vimeo.

kILL mODE... eNGAGE

neckbite..quallifizzel run 2

....in the ring..quallifizzel run 1

qualified 1st at indy speedrome rd3 midwest drift union:)

...ooooooooohhhhhhhh yes:) indeed it was a tasty display of fire eating gypsy style drifting.another awesome event thrown by midwest drift union in the +90 degree satans taint hotness.started the day off right..did 1 run with the new layout..tr came up an said "i didnt see yor 1st run..but stop driving like a pussy"..a laugh,smile,an a quick wink later i blasted the wall on purpose an kept goin like a deer after an encounter with a peter built.lol.anywho..lots of guys runnin good,an lots of plp havin fun..waited 4 all drivers 2 qualify b4 me.was the 32nd driver ta hit the track.laid my 2 runs down..knew i was locked 4 some tandem final action but deff wasnt expecting the results durin the drivers meeting.as they called off the positions an names i still didnt hear my name so was gettin worried i didnt do as sweet as me thought...then edgar called it....1st...was crazy mang.never qualified 1st b4.word.well ..went up against josh holt an wound up going 3 1more times.had the advantage but had 2 change a destroyed tire..then totally biffed the run.lol.shizzz in the shoe an glue in my brew.oh wellz. was still jus joyous bout qualifing so well, josh moved on an wound up winning the event rockin that shit.later on that night i gots 2 slaughter a demo b4 the fire works fo a packed house of crazy circle track fans.thats always crazyshit..but man ill tell u what,they always love the sound of that ls1...its like crack 2 a crack baby...:).sat mission accomplished ...then sunday..all day tire rape 4 fun on a diff layout.couldnt have been beter.with asb an rd3mdu it was 4 outta 10 days gettin ta slide..feelin like i b starting ta get use 2 the constant travel an the grind of a track day like some kind of travelin seasoned veteran carny selling corn dogs at the town fair to the toothless.....dirty,underslept,an prob a bit creepy 4 most even without a mullet..., but couldnt b happier bout dat shit.lockin sights 4 midwest cup rd1,midwest drift union rd4,an street life tour.setting dial 2 kill mode.......aa..now

this is how the chips have fallen after 3 rounds with gettin no points rd 1..word
1. Mike Feiock FC3S 46pts
2. Bill Cook S13 40pts
3. Cody Tobe S13 33pts
4. Dustin Doherty S14 27pts
5. Austin Barron S14 25pts
6. Brian Vrchoticky Z33 24pts
7. Kris Hackenson S14 22pts
8. Caleb Nichols S14 20pts
Clinton Florczyk FC3S 16pts
Josh Holt S13 16pts
Brian Waggoner S14 16pts
Kyle Krebs AE86 13pts
Mike Skudlarek S13 13pts
Travis LaCombe Foxbody Mustang 12pts
Adam Ozuiel S13 11pts
Ryan Nalezty S14 10pts
Mike Crabtree S13 7pts
Jonathan Johnson S13 5pts
Lyman Scott S14 2pts
Juan Marquez S13 1pts

memories...

over 3 years of love an death

so yes its new car time...when i got this car it was the 1st chapter of something that would consume an control my life like a german dominatrix named hilga with spiked battle armor an whip...this car has been through so much as well as me with it.6 color changes,crashes,frame pulls,mutations like a crack baby,...jus soo much.i love this car.

cream!!

madness in the midwest..ASB

2 sassy an sexy dayz of chillin an sliding around with kewel cars an kewel people:) ASB at us air.crazy track like a rollercoaster.lots of random stories from this weekend .... almost beter than watching 2 midgets makin out by the lake front while a heard of shaved head guys with orange robes on ,beating drums ,singing&dancin by,.. right after rippin down..was bout as intense as it gets..true story.chicago hardly ever gets boring an neither does drifting..btw..flat black...4 now

risking the devils lightning an fuzz

got word bout 1 am wed 2 have a lil street surfin session in the yummy chi. AJ (ill photography, risky devil) got a few tasty runs in b4 i went cause my car is louder than a chainsaw through a fullstack cranked to 11 on acid.word.i gots 3 runs in then snapped a tie rod end link on a drainage hole.b4 i could get out 2 take a look i was graced with the presence of chicago's finest.i talked the talk an walked the walk so once again was set free like a caged rabbit on pcp that had been poked an rodded 4 months while listening 2 nothing but neil diamond on repeat. then the storm.flash flood like god had been drinkin since noon.sitting in that car smoking down in the middle of the night pouring rain in the ghetto of chi broke down waitin 4 the tow truck guy was quite the experience.5 am i was back at the crib.delicious fish fry an a trimmed mustache isnt always as good as a happy ending...but sometimes its better. over an out:)

in the hot heat of midwest drift union indy madness

may22nd at indy with the guys from midwest drift union.most fun ive had since the 1st time i jerked off with lube.was super depressed that i couldnt make xdc vegas so needed 2 mass murder some tires.car ran awesome even in the 90 degree toasteroven like conditions..no comp jus 5+ tandem runs an scraping the walls intentionally made me remember why i do this. gonna try an lay my chips down an with a lil luck b able 2 attend xdc rd 3 west vir.juicy

gettin it all buttery sweet an salty

my car is haggard spec..indeed .in the beginin of the year the car wasnt even close 2 drivable.but finally gots it hot an juicy with the help of a few friends,cmwerks,touge factory,jeff linton. new tasty parts (ma knuckles,custom stance angle kit,fixed shady links,secret babylon tricks)..hellz yes its good an fun as interglactial naked moon travelin titt rockets.

qualifizzel

midwest drift union rd2 7th place

Another awesome event havin fun in the midwest:)Tried a few new setup changes an parts,car finally feels solid again.after wrecking this frame it has been a long struggle 2 get it even drivable,but at last found a good setup.car was perfect but during the 2nd practice session the wheel was shakin like a dry drunk an the front was hoppin around like vanilla ice on coke.so i took a look an the inner bearing holding the drivers side lca took a giant godzilla shizz.lol..man goin down the straight b4 the 1st kick the car felt like i was off roadin.money is tight rt now so i had 2 make 1 set of falken 275/35/18's last all day.by the time qualifizzel came around the rears were bald.oh well:)tasty goodness.qualified 7th with an alright run.1st tandem round went against mike feiock,who won this event,an i spun.wooo woooo!.lol..Well had a kick ass time an gettin it all back:)sittin 10th overall in the mdu series since i got no points rd1,but car is makin a comeback an im feelin the feelin, so excited 2 see how the future pans out. signed up 4 rd2 xdc vegas.hopefully can make enough money 2 make it happen.word