wall love

samuel mercado attackworks artwork

samuel hit me up on fb an said he has been following streethookertrash for awhile, he drew this up an sent it to me. baddass artwork homie!!

finger f**k

vroooomizzle

one of the only runs i got at street life tour cause of car fire,fried clutch,and wiring nightmares.

viking ninja gyspy wizard times

:) petty butt crack

2011 midwest drift union

so this is how it all happened yuall....rd1 got 1st,,rd2 took 2nd,,,rd3 blew up motor in 1st session of practice,rd4 borrowed a friends car last minute cause the new motor wasnt finished,rd5 was troubled with wiring an clutch issues so couldnt compete.....not how i wanted things to pan out..but somehow finished 4th overall in season,so apparently got my formula drift license.i feel like i coulda ripped hard this season but the cards dont always lay the way u want them 2..working harder than a hooker in hollywood an spending every last penny like some gambling freak show,i finally have reached the next step...not shure what the plan is for next year.goin to take the advice of peeps that know better.a new car is in the works an a diff motor setup will also happen for 2012.thanks to all who have helped/believed in my funky ass.hope 2 learn alot more in the future,an make a new mark in the drifting world. sleep with the lights on:)

street life tour....madness is madness

holy electric neon lama thongs!! what an insane event..where the fu** do i begin,,well finally got blackbeard up an running on fri.rt when leavin ran into a few mechanical an wiring issues.:/took a few hours ta sass it back into shape an left chicago bout 10pm.btw,,,drove blackbeard all the way to track ta break in new motor..what a lil slut he is on the road.got rolled rt after enterin ohio for doin 81 in a 65..my speedo has never worked in dat car ever..tasty travelin.so.didnt get to hotel till past 5,got 1 1/2 hours of sleep then hit the track in full zombie mode.breakfast burrito..mmmm,,wellll,,this is how it rolled..car handled great an suspension was juicy an tight,,but ran into wiring issues,motor cuttin in an out,car fire,,,lol(1st time thats ever happened to me,,matt petty flew into action like a wizard ninja an put that shit out),an clutch issues that were impossible to compete with.got 4 runs in an couldnt risk wall rape with how shit was flyin.. .dang darrrnet shiver me timbers lil missy..i was a tad pissed so i joined the judge tower an so the night of sassyness an cart stunting began.there was rad driving by a few that really stepped up during tandem action.congrats mike pollard for 1st in qual an 1st fo event.an brian peter for winning the midwest drift union series.after the event was filled with cart rally,an wreckless abandonment for self preservation....lol..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......went to a bar bout 1 1/2 blocks away from hotel,kinda remember edgar giving me a big ol shot of that devils sauce,an blacked out like a broken light bulb,apparently tried to walk to room,got lost an slept under a bush till i woke up 5ish outside an trian to figure out wtf was goin on.walked around ohio till found the room,got another 3 hours of sleep, then off to chicago..made it in blackbeard with no plates on till gary in..got rolled again by the fuzz,another ticket to the collection.had to wait fo the guys ta get 2 cmwerks, then rich the owner came back for me in jj's truck/trailer...finally made it back to chicago,never will 4get this 1.happy an sad,,hungover an feelin good all at the same time.what a mind trip..kinda like seein to elderly folks make out on a park bench,,,guess there aint nothin really wrong with it,, but shit jus aint right.thank yew street hooker trash fans..u the fukn best

rd4 midwest drift union at nashville speedway..an more

prob my favorite track of the year.such a rad place.grown a whole new love for kentucky an tenn.well blackbeard couldnt b ready in time 4 this round due to the amount of damage to his motor.*a whole new block was needed*. so my friend Dustin Siemaszek was kewel enough to let me rock his ls1 powered fc.deff was a diff feel but was an amazing ride.was rockin pretty hard in practice, but failed in qualifying due to a bad choice in tire size/compound change rt b4 runnin without testin it up.so no points 4 rd4.but it was a hellava sassy time an i wouldnt have missed it fo nothin..other than an naked women slave....btw.new motor jus got assembled an is in blackbeard.havent been fired up yet.new forged rods/pistons,duel valvesprings, magic stick 4 cam,new pimp playa push rods,new block,balanced polished crank,arp,new high flow oil pump...pretty much everything is new.hope we get him running again vedyvedy soon..heart set on mass murder rampage rape fest at street life tour..pitty the fool

nashville pics:)

crash & burn

pics of indy rage 3 an mdu rd3

rd 3 midwest drift union/drift indy rage 3

what can i say.....i love indy.fri night we were havin a tasty time being sassy at the tiki drift indy event.aint nothin like tossin down some green drank outta a plastic coconut,then makin some tires smoke. couldnt run 2 much fri night cause had to make shure blackbeard would make it fresh in the morning for rd3 midwest drift union on the big boy course. so early in the morning still in zombie mode i blew up the blackbeard motor in the 1st round of pratice...after 2years of hard service..a moment of silence. 04 gto 5.7L ls1 has shown it is a reliable an powerful setup for drifting.touge factory is currently rebuilding the motor.i grabbed another ls1 for TFwerks ta build a 2nd backup motor.well...win some lose some. bill cook moves in2 the top spot an bitch slaps me in2 2nd with only 1 point over 3rd place nick thomas..rd 4 happens to b at nicks home track..lol .so im gonna need ta sharpen the weapons of battle, an level up my balls.. engage kill mode captian sassafrassizzelness.

kris hackenson 1.666 vid by mark lenardon

Kris Hackenson 1.666 from Mark Lenardon on Vimeo.

rd 2 midwest drift union 2nd place

a delicious day of sassy destruction.was colder than a witches tittie an winds like the inside of a jazz flute. 2nd place qualifizzel.2nd place finish. sittin in the top spot fo the season an liking it.the immortal black beard,risen from the grave to destroy..like being kicked in the taint by a unicorn.words:)
















Midwest Drift Union Standings 2011

After (2) Round:
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1. Kris Hackenson 63pts
2. Bill Cook 55pts
3. Nick Thomas 48pts
Adam Ouziel 25pts
Mike Pollard 25pts
Caleb Nichols 24pts
Brian Peter 22pts
Cody Tobe 22pts
Chad Fisher 18pts
Keith Carlos 18pts
Thomas Lange 18pts
Ryan Nalezyty 16pts
Josh Holt 14pts
Brett Kabana 12pts
Jake Maturen 12pts
Cody Grim 10pts
Juan Marquez 10pts
Dustin Pizzino 8pts
Brian Waggoner 6pts
Chris Gonzalez 6pts
Tomas Blangiardo 4pts
Josh Clay 2pts
Jason Schmidt 1pts