Tuesday, September 20, 2011

street life tour....madness is madness



holy electric neon lama thongs!! what an insane event..where the fu** do i begin,,well finally got blackbeard up an running on fri.rt when leavin ran into a few mechanical an wiring issues.:/took a few hours ta sass it back into shape an left chicago bout 10pm.btw,,,drove blackbeard all the way to track ta break in new motor..what a lil slut he is on the road.got rolled rt after enterin ohio for doin 81 in a 65..my speedo has never worked in dat car ever..tasty travelin.so.didnt get to hotel till past 5,got 1 1/2 hours of sleep then hit the track in full zombie mode.breakfast burrito..mmmm,,wellll,,this is how it rolled..car handled great an suspension was juicy an tight,,but ran into wiring issues,motor cuttin in an out,car fire,,,lol(1st time thats ever happened to me,,matt petty flew into action like a wizard ninja an put that shit out),an clutch issues that were impossible to compete with.got 4 runs in an couldnt risk wall rape with how shit was flyin.. .dang darrrnet shiver me timbers lil missy..i was a tad pissed so i joined the judge tower an so the night of sassyness an cart stunting began.there was rad driving by a few that really stepped up during tandem action.congrats mike pollard for 1st in qual an 1st fo event.an brian peter for winning the midwest drift union series.after the event was filled with cart rally,an wreckless abandonment for self preservation....lol..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......went to a bar bout 1 1/2 blocks away from hotel,kinda remember edgar giving me a big ol shot of that devils sauce,an blacked out like a broken light bulb,apparently tried to walk to room,got lost an slept under a bush till i woke up 5ish outside an trian to figure out wtf was goin on.walked around ohio till found the room,got another 3 hours of sleep, then off to chicago..made it in blackbeard with no plates on till gary in..got rolled again by the fuzz,another ticket to the collection.had to wait fo the guys ta get 2 cmwerks, then rich the owner came back for me in jj's truck/trailer...finally made it back to chicago,never will 4get this 1.happy an sad,,hungover an feelin good all at the same time.what a mind trip..kinda like seein to elderly folks make out on a park bench,,,guess there aint nothin really wrong with it,, but shit jus aint right.thank yew street hooker trash fans..u the fukn best